yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
i thought that was a chick
believe it or not, this picture actually isn’t a photograph. the picture above is actually a photo-realistic drawing done with ballpoint pens, the piece above took more than 45 hours to complete
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
Ḧ̗̜̘́̎̅E̙͙͇̍̌͠ ̣͕͈̋̐̇S̡̟̪̅̋̅Ȩ̧̣̄̀̍Ě̡̲̤͐͒S͙̲̲̽̿͠ ̲̤͙̇̔͑Ẏ̠̼̻͒̊Ö̧̥̠́̈́̄U̧͇̙̓͐̈́ ͚̖̑̂̃͜W̲̬̉̕̚͜H̝̞̳̿̅͘Ę̛͍̟̍̑N̯̞̹̽̃̚ ̛̭͔̩͒̇Ỷ͔͔̲̾͠O̻͇͈̎͗̚Ü̢͔͕̑͠’̼̖̦͗̊̄R̖̪͇̉͂͌É͈̞̻̐̾ ̧͈̂́̕ͅS̗̻̳̓̀̍L͈̋̋͜͝ͅȨ̥̺̇̒̿E̹͎̲͋̕͝P̡̬̮̓̄̌I̱̦͓͒̌̓N̼̩̝̎͒̒G̣̹̺͌́̀
SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING
I WAS SINGING A SONG THEN I SAW THIS AND I JUST LAUGHED
He knows when you are sleeping…
He knows when you’re awake…
MONKEY TEACHES HUMAN HOW TO CRUSH LEAVES
he’s so concerned and seems frustrated when the leaves aren’t sufficiently crushed ha
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
Our christmas tree is better than your christmas tree